Straight Jacket

A jacket designed not to allow a person to move freely and specifically designed for you not to see your belly button.
(This is because women go crazy over the fact lint gets into their belly button, they will be driven off to the loony bin)
This jacket is also specifically designed for you to see only your feet and toes.
(It is thought that this calms people down)

I had to call to get her put In a straight jacket.
She found another piece of lint in her bellybutton
I guess she will be staring at her feet the rest of her time in the straight jacket.

by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021

puke straight up

Something so incredibly repugnant it causes you to become very sick instantly. Your brain cannot process things as it should and you begin to projectile vomit while looking up.

Dang, Edna, that old snuff dippin' three chinned goon tried to kiss me. I thought I was gonna puke straight up!

by Play On August 17, 2006

Super straight

Super straight is the difenitiomf of being transphobic😟😟

Im super straight

Eww i hope you choke whilst trying to swallow your own mouldy cum 😩😩

by Dirty kitten 😈😈 April 2, 2021

super straight male

a male that is too scared to come out as gay. he makes fun of others and is very homophobic

guy 1: bro it’s pride look at that happy couple
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo

by Ju August 15, 2022

straight-edge

Ideals invented by Ian MacKaye. Primarily focuses on maintain a pure body and conscience by abstaining from drugs and alcohol. Promotes monogomous relationships (not mariage) and a vegetarian diet (although this is not essential). Ian MacKaye went so far as to shave his head but no one does this as a sign of their devotion anymore. Early straight-edgers could be identified by 'X's tattoed into their hands.

Straight-edge used to mean something. Now you see kids who shop at Hot Topic using Sharpies to draw 'X's on their hands.

by Roy K July 24, 2008

super straight

a term used by attention seeking imbeciles who want to feel “oppressed” and can’t acknowledge the fact they are straight with preferences. they tend to be virgins with no lives and never even seen a coochie in real life which explains their actions of being so ignorant. in reality, these sad sorry excuses of people probably just need to get laid.

person 1 (deranged in the head): “hey im super straight.”

person 2 (normal): “uhh...what the fuck? lmao”

by Vape God 27 March 9, 2021

Super straight

Someone that is a idiot and needs mental help because super straight is not a thing your just transphobic love and no one will ever support you because you are a idiot you are a disappointment and a embarrassment to all humans

“I’m super straight and proud” NO BITCH YOUR JUST A STRAIGHT TRANSPHOBIC IDIOT

by Flamesfifeie March 10, 2021