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balla status

The state you are in after taking but a single sip of Glacéau vitaminwater
Balla status engage..
BALLA STATUS ATTAINED.
by Gryphon09 November 6, 2007
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rogue status

Mr.T and Chuck Norris put together times 45trillion rambos. Forreal thats how awesome it is
HOLY SHIT! look john, its zach, president of Rogue Status! says branus

WHOAH says john

"branus's head explodes"
*boom!*
Whoah is right bitch, says Zach, then john turns into a talking cactus. or inother words, shaqtus
by President Zach May 22, 2009
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statue of liberty

worshiped by wiccans and satanists
by hippies smell September 8, 2004
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status

Verb. To write a post on a social media site.
I was about to status so hard on facebook about awesome unicorn cat emojis until LILLY tried to challenge me to no avail. Fucking Lilly.
by Sxypanthr October 16, 2013
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baller status

A silly term thought up by a lacrosse player in Maine who has no handles. It often describes his ridiculous basketball shoes.
yo my kicks are baller status
by Cam Kolenick March 17, 2008
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status

To have sexual hook-up or booty-call with a other person
::A guy is talkin to a girl and his friend come up and ask::
"you got status?"
by Pro-fes-i-nal October 20, 2003
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status syndrome

when people try too hard and go out of their way to post something as their status on facebook or tweet.

They try to find humor in everyday things where there is none fishing for "likes", comments and retweets.

These people try to hard and its a shame. They are also not aware that they are doing it. If what they thought was "funny" was said by a standup comic, you would hear crickets chirping but people trying to be nice will give you a "thumbs up" or a "lol" on fb, only worsening the problem.
Just take a look at the status updates and prolly 4 out of 5 are lame and you prolly are guilty of doin it too.

Jane: LOL just got a new shirt. The salesperson was retarded I think lol

Friends: (cricket chirping, everyone "looking" at each other, finally someone decides to type lol to move on with it.)

Typical case of status syndrome
by raisun June 28, 2011
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