Stationbating

the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). This is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of sexual intercourse.
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed

Stationbating:
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...

by wootao August 17, 2009

Stathis

When you invent something, two years before it was claimed to be invented by another person.

I stathised the flowbee when I duct taped the vacuum cleaner to my hair clippers.

by Beeker001 September 7, 2016

golden state warriors fans

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.

golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources

by Murphy1144 June 2, 2019

GARDEN STATE

Going back to that imaginary place we all call home to find out who we are. Only to find you and so much more. Meet old friends, stumble upon love, and letting go.
Simply feeling again.

Last night i found my Garden State, it was here the whole time.

by ASHE March 17, 2005

Vermont State Dance

A motion performed by hippies, most typically in a concert or music festival setting, and with the aid of mind expanding drugs. The motion is defined by semi-rhythmic swaying with ones hands tossed up the air.

The setting at last night's Phish concert could be best described as one big Vermont State Dance party.

or...

Patty took a lot of LSD at the concert and proceeded to do the Vermont State Dance all night long.

by RedBeard53 April 30, 2010

nanny state

Any nation that has the government "holding the hand" of its citizens by levying lots of taxes, having trade protection, and having many economic regulations. It is used very pejoratively by people that believe in freer markets, private institutions, and tax cuts.

Person A: I advocate for socialized health care. It will benefit us all.
Person B: Nah man, I don't want the U.S. to become a nanny state!

by Mattanonymous January 11, 2009

The Static Jacks

A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.

The Static Jacks are a great band; I love their sound.

by Emandageerio April 25, 2007