On April 13th is national slap day, you could slap anybody even a girl if you are a boy but yeah don't get knocked out good luck
by Justin Bupo April 11, 2019
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by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
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by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 9, 2021
Get the National slap a ginger on her ass mug.When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010
Get the Ninja bitch-slap mug.Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020
Get the Covid Turkey Slap mug.it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
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person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
Get the what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac mug.To apply duck butter to ones hand, and to slap a deserving person in the nose/mouth: see duck butter
by KiLLa Es December 6, 2006
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