Shizzlemonk

something to exclaim if stuck for words

oh shizzlemonk! that guy's killing me online

by the anglo-egyptian jedi November 20, 2014

Shizz

Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.

Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.

by FeralPotato April 15, 2015

Shizz

Female ejaculate; the fluid expelled by a squirter during orgasm. Derived from "she" + "jizz"

My bed is constantly soaked in shizz now that I'm dating a squirter.

by Barbalib June 3, 2015

shizzle bop

1.) The good dope.
2.) Code word for an illegal substance.

3.) when something is the best of its class.

1.) I got that shizzle bop!
2.) Yo, you got the shizzle bop?
3.) My new car is the shizzle bop!

by Arty Barnes November 19, 2015

ShizzleKnockers

Unbelievable, Crazy, Can not believe. Orgin: Africa

Holy Shizzleknockers, I can't believe that!!

by Alberto H. November 29, 2015

shizzle my nizzle

To take part in sexual activities such as masturbation or to have sex with another person. Shizzle meaning "having sex" and nizzle being the vagina or penis etc.

"Go Shizzle the Nizzle"
or
"Shizzle my Nizzle"

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by IDKbecauseREASONS March 18, 2016

shizzlenutz

A way to show that you are regretting something, or another way of saying sh*t.

Ah shizzlenutz! I did it again!

by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017