Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026

Nevada Ring Slapper

When the male rims their penis around the anus of the female then inserts a cucumber into anus instead

“I gave her a Nevada Ring Slapper last night!”

by NewJumbo March 9, 2026

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020