The Nut Slapper 

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

The Nut Slapper by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

Chance the Slapper by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

Chance the Slapper by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

Dutch Bag Slapper by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026

Nevada Ring Slapper

When the male rims their penis around the anus of the female then inserts a cucumber into anus instead

“I gave her a Nevada Ring Slapper last night!”

Nevada Ring Slapper by NewJumbo March 9, 2026

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper 

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020