smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012

Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013

Slurtder

A slut that blurts things out.
Mostly happens when drunk as they slur their words, blurt things out and are a slut.

She is such a slurtder for telling him that.

a slurtder would burst out with random things such as "not just some of it,all of it!"

by Lsiasma May 25, 2013

smartasstitude

The ability to be a smart ass at any time and place.

My dad had put me on Ritalin when i was a child he said it changed me in to a zombie, But he said it never changed me from being a smart ass! (smartasstitude)

by chultzmack December 22, 2013