Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

by romad July 29, 2004

satchwell

Shakespearean reference for local deviants who prey on scabby slappers. Derived from the expression "Is your thatch well" (nob rot from skanks being quite common in ancient times).

taken from a "Tale of Two Titties" ..

"lovely jugs my dear, 's atch well ?"

by Sportbilly September 16, 2004

Crazy Snatch Face

Some one who works with others that through their own inadequacies tries to blame others for their own problems. Then this Person talks about everyone behind their back because they don't have the gall to confront anyone to their face. If they forget something it MUST be that someone else that's to blame. Also anything they manage to do right is out of luck. Just because they are "Unique", does not mean they are useful. These kind of people are usually without any feelings toward others and are rude beyond all belief. They should all be beaten with shovels then buried with them.

Bonita is a receptionist at Fortune Bay and she is a Crazy Snatch Face to everyone. I don't know why they keep her.

by Pneyh Mepando March 22, 2009

Slimy Snatch

A feminine version of the wet willy, where the assaulting female wets her finger with vaginal fluid and inserts it into the ear of the victim.

I gave my girl a wet willy, so she one upped me and retorted with a slimy snatch.

by Spidey89 March 18, 2011

Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

snatch

Someone who is a complete bitch that nobody likes.

Eric Rekers is a snatch.
Mike DeBole gets that snatch.

by Riggall December 17, 2008