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shart

an explosional fart that pushes out poop particals with it. it could be embarassing but deep down inside you know your really proud of yourself.
"oh man, i just sharted, but i kinda like it."
by i love that boy April 8, 2009
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S-mart

shop smart shop at S-mart
by Rubber January 15, 2005
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shart

Well, its when you have to fart, but after you fart you farted a little to hard (one should be especially cautious if they have not taken a shit in the last 10 hours) so a small piece of shit comes out. It may stick to your underpants or stay lodged inside your butthole.
by butt licka January 24, 2004
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The definition is pretty obvious...Shitting and farting, etc, etc...but whats important to point out is that johnnyb is a dumb shit. Jack Black wasn't in 'Along Came Polly', it was Philip Seymore Hoffman...you dumb shit..
It wasn't Jack Black in that movie johnnyb...so go eat a shart sandwich!
by e!n3R August 1, 2004
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April Smarts

The opposite of April Fools. Tell your friends and family true things, then say, "APRIL SMARTS, I got you."

Invented and celebrated first on April 8, 2011 by Craig Benzine, aka wheezywaiter on YouTube.
Tom: You know what? Don't take out the garbage. Go have the cake that's in the kitchen.

Bob: *finds delicious cake in the kitchen* Hey, thanks!

Tom: April Smarts, I got you!
by mynameiserik April 27, 2011
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Shart Chart

A record, proudly displayed somewhere, (i.e a frat house refrigerator) marking the date, time and location of past sharts.
Andy "Dude, saw the latest update on the shart chart...girlfriend's grandpa's funeral huh?...rough"

Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."

Andy "Shitty dude..."

Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."

Andy "Nice"
by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011
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Ghost Shart

A pleasant surprise. You let one rip, but it sounds wet and sloppy. Then your mind tricks you into feeling warm and wet back there, like you just shit your pants. When you get the chance to check you find yourself crap free and greatly relieved. The rest of the day awesome because you dodged the trouser chili.
I was so stressed out while driving to work because I had a ghost shart.
by Dave is Awesome February 19, 2019
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