swag slapped

When you diss someone so badly that their swag has been erased

John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob

Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat

John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)

Bob - Get swag slapped queer!

by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011

knee-slapper

antonym for a bad and cheesy joke

Guy 1: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Guy 2: Idk what?

Guy 1: nacho cheese

Guy 2: now that's a knee-slapper!!!

by billystiggle February 3, 2012

Fanny Slapper

One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.

Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!

Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.

by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012

pasty slapper

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.

Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.

by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018

SlappyMuttMutt

Scary mofo, don't mess with him. He will **** you up.

Don't mess with SlappyMuttMutt!

by Allen Woods September 18, 2003

Slappy Wallace

This is when a Male lifts his penis leaving his ballsack to hang, using the sack to smack a female in the face.

"Jenny has a black eye as a result of a Slappy Wallace"

by DCaf March 27, 2008

slappucino

Combining "SLAPPER" and "CAPPUCINO". Trendy-ass bitches who frequent Toni & Guy and say 'Oh My God' and do very little else. Can refer to males and females of the species.

Gosh! Look at that crowd of slappucinos. Marvel at the asymmetry of their hair! Wonder at their matching belts!

by Vic Sidious June 23, 2008