shortbread

Nickname for a white guy with a small dick.

Have you seen Tom naked? The dude's a total shortbread.

by Kaia Jade December 20, 2010

Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.

Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.

by Matt January 13, 2004

short

Help me! I'm 19, 3'1 1/2" and 18 pounds and haven't grown since I was TWO!

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Short Kings

They are below 5’5 but are packing a whol third leg down in their pp area.

Ima short kings trust.

by Elben Lord October 10, 2022

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

Short

When used in the context of dubbing someone as such, shall really mean "Penis" in a complementary fashion. For Example: "You are Short", really means "You have a large penis". Those using this phrase usually cannot stop thinking about penis, and should be treated as such.

Commonly used by Saint Thomasians.

A: "You sir, are short"
B: "Why thank you, and I must say your obsession over penis is making me uncomfortable.

by Sir Zesty Toucan November 1, 2010

short

(noun) - a small portion of a cigarette, maybe a few deuces

Yo, lemme get a short.

by youngbull July 1, 2005