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swingrich

a cheating piece of shit masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.
"I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."
by LM c Guff February 5, 2012
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Swingering

A person who is participating in a swingers party..
An example of the word is: I really let myself go wild when im Swingering with other likeminded Swingers..
by Swingering December 5, 2011
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Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single
"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010
by TimGee250 February 12, 2013
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Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
by mattlesnake March 18, 2013
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Spewing Sauce

A phrase used when you don't want to say "I'm on my period" out loud.
Girl A: Hey, wanna come ice skating with me today?

Girl B: Sorry, I can't. I'm spewing sauce. (sighs)

Girl A: Oooh, that sucks.

Girl B: Yea, you know how bad it would be if I were to open my legs while skating. It would be the eruption of Krakatoa all over again.
by barpfarp123 June 19, 2012
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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Sawing cedars

A britsh columbian variation to sawing logs.

Someone who snores loudly when sleeping
Everybody was still up partying and I was
Sawing cedars in the other room.
by Taotyton August 13, 2013
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