Simon

Hey my name is Simon my best friends are Melker and Joel i like to play soccer and floorball

Simon is an sexy guy

by Addenator December 11, 2016

Salmon pudding

When you go fuck a girl ass pull out see you got shitty dick and decide to put yo shitty dick in her pussy

Just picture salmon pudding happening to you bitch

by Oool' Dirty Bastard March 25, 2017

simon james

a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.

wow you are a Simon JAMES???? sucks to be YOUUUUU

by madsters9999999 May 24, 2018

simon fettig

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

samona

uh

so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3

hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.

by ghostiie February 28, 2019

Simon

The guy who sucks off crosswords for you

Simon, can you finish off my crossword?
Simon- absolutely! I will semon it off for you!

by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019