While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.
I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.
by TSFTL February 15, 2010
by fdawg34234 March 21, 2012
To become high unexpectedly.
by Hosang Lee September 07, 2007
The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.
Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.
by farmer01631 July 07, 2012
After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"
Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
by happymeats July 05, 2013
When defecating in a portable toilet that is filled with blue non-toxic tank deodorizer, the splash generated by the feces hits you in the anus.
by constructor314 December 01, 2009
When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!
by Chris Mc. May 15, 2006