*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*
by MR_SMART February 20, 2011
Get the Status Bomber mug.The act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. This includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.
Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
Friend A:"Check out my buddies update. Tell me what you think"
update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.
Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."
update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.
Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."
by cege7480 February 23, 2011
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n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.
Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...
by Siv T March 7, 2011
Get the Status Dramaria mug.When you like someone's facebook status and copy it to your status update ... in other realms it would be plagerism but in the cyber world its genius
by kimmime April 28, 2011
Get the Statussing mug.by Deprived99544 November 22, 2011
Get the Statuspro mug.Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.
Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
Get the Status Humping mug.A person who likes a perfectly likable status that causes others to not like it in return because of the person's personality.
-Man did you see that really good status with those awesome lyrics?
-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!
-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!
by André10000 November 11, 2011
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