Celery Stalk

A vegetative patient who has lost consciousness for a long period of time.

Ever since the accident 2 years ago Samantha has been a Celery Stalk

by Mentro February 9, 2019

Housewife stalker

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym ".............."

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬

Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤

Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"

Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."

Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*

Hym "AAARGH!!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Stalker Boys

Any one by the name of Tony/ Teddy.

"paranoia paranoia everybodys comin to get me"

by Emily, Katrina, Sarah February 20, 2005

stalker

a girl that follows you in a purple eclipse for hours...

and hours and hours of stalker...

by as;kdfjakwln January 19, 2009

jonalker stalker

A fugly boy that follows Little flat chested girls to get approval from very horney friends. Every hates him!! All girls run away when they see him because he is so ugly and has pimples all over his face and uses girls make up to cover them up to get the little girls attention!!

tom: omg that guy is following that little girl!
Bob: yah he must me a jonalker stalker!

by Jdgt December 24, 2008

cyber stalker

When rather than spark up a conversation with a chosen person, you choose to pop on Google and Google Whack them instead! Cuts out the long winded process of getting to know a person.

Definition : To stalk using the Web as your weapon!

Hi there, my name is Darren, whats yours? Ah hi there Maria, i'm just popping off for a moment! **Skulks off to cyber stalk**

Hey i've met this really nice girl. But this Cyber Stalker has moved in.

by Sandy Ritchie April 26, 2006

stalking

this is the verb used to describe the act of studying while walking!!!!everyones seen someone do it at some point!!it never works!

Jim:"have you studided for that maths test tomorrow?"

Tim:"No, but ill stalk to class"
..........................................

Emma:"hey, have you seen Jim anywhere we were supposed to sit in biology together?"

Aoife:"oh, i just saw him stalking for french in the coridoor"

by tent-lady October 27, 2008