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square o'clock 

When it's time to smoke a square.
Person 1: Hey man, got a light? It's about square o'clock.
Person 2: Yeah (lights cigarette)
square o'clock by KTBM August 4, 2007

square dancing

When a hoe/prostitute has a straight clean (blue collar)guy as a boyfriend.
You gonna make this money or continue square dancing all night?
square dancing by ms.bottom May 13, 2009
To be understood by someone; to get the meaning of a statement clearly.
Are we square on this?
square by Jehy January 7, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants 

the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!
"Spongebob is the gayest show ever!!!" ~ Dirge
Spongebob Squarepants by Dirge February 13, 2005

square dick

1. a person with four corners from the base of his dick to the head.
Bill Clinton has a square dick.
square dick by haha yall know me August 17, 2006

square head 

A person with the birth defect known as square headedness. It affects them for the rest of their lives, for example they cant put on normal t-shirts and they must tesolate to spawn mre of their evil ofspring.
It results in lack of mates and widespread piss taking.
They will suffer for the rest of their sorry excuses for lives, they have no social lives and so have nothing better to do other than revise and get good marks.
1: hey look that kids got a sqaure head!
2: oh yeah what a freak......(chanting) square head, square head
1: oi ur a freak go and sand ur edges
mark(the square):honestly im not that square headed!
1 and 2:well u r u utter freak with no mates go and tesolate with another square!!