Spamateur

Someone inexperienced enough to think that any simple solution has a hope of fixing the problem.

RackMonkey: The red light in the middle of the drive array is flashing, want me to stick some gaffa-tape over it?
BOFH: (Slap)

by Rack Monkey September 8, 2005

spammered

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.

I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.

by Bob Dean February 23, 2006

spamlet

An omelet made with spam instead of ham.

We were so poor we had to eat spamlets for dinner.

by Ted D. December 9, 2008

spammercial

newfound television commercials claiming to award ringtones, wallpapers, screensavers, or cash prizes to whoever texts the magic word to "1234"; the equivalent of TV spam, pop-ups, etc.

TV: TEXT "VAGINA" to "1369" NOW to get a stylish new "ROBOT, SHARK, GORILLA THREESOME" cell phone wallpaper NOW!

VIEWER: 'Tis a spammercial if I ever saw one.

by jaa9270 December 30, 2008

spamkrieg

A play on the German attack strategy blitzkrieg ("lightning war"), it is the launching of a massive spam attack on an account. Can also be used to describe the aftermath of receiving an unusually large volume of spam in a short amount of time, thus making you feel as if your account is under full-on stunning assault.

My Myspace got hit with a spamkrieg! I had 70 new friend requests in one hour-- all from hot chicks offering me free mp3 downloads and ringtones.

by Dame Nettleshire-Smithers December 11, 2007

Spamshiner

The title most popularly associated with a man who slaughters pigs out of choice, although it can be used to refer to a recently appeared class of philosopher.

"Hey Keith, i think I've just discovered the meaning of everybody's eschatological and interpersonal relationships in a way that, unlike my previous attempts at uncovering this mystery, doesn't relate back to the world of herpetology."

"Bugger off, Winston. Them real spamshiners'll never believe yuh."

by IronicallyinWiltshire August 20, 2008

Spamateur

Someone who is an amateur at spamming forum threads.

"I'm 1337"

"OMG did you really just say that, just to up your post count?"

"yes, why?"

"You're such a spamateur"

by UrBaN963 October 10, 2008