Smurf

Something that is so cool that you could only explain it saying 'smurf'

Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new shoes!"
Bro 2: "That shit's so smurf man!"

by giovanniurbandictionaryuser45 November 5, 2023

smbfc

suck my big fat cock 🥵🥵

??: smbfc
??: erm what the flip!

by poopypants3754 November 11, 2023

smbfc

suck my big fat cock

"dude pls stfu and smbfc"

by phroggge November 13, 2023

smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.

I saw your boyfriend smurfing by the construction site.

by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023

Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players

Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze

by N.z.R November 23, 2023

Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.

“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”

by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024

Smurf

When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.

Simon Sjöstrand is a Smurf.

by NiceNiceNice69 December 30, 2023