velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Red Sausage

When nailing a chick from behind during her period, then inserting your cock into her mouth without warning.

self-explanatory, just read the red sausage def.

by Fork69 October 23, 2007

sausage

a food-like product which consists of animal parts you'd rather not know

"I'm gonna eat a sausage"

by D to the K October 20, 2003

sausagemeister

a man or woman that covets sausages for plesure

husband:i need to get some more sausages

wife:man your such a sausagemeister

by rolph March 2, 2007

Sausage smuggler

The act of stealing sausage; gay

Have you seen that gay kid over there? He's a total sausage smuggler.

by themack94 July 12, 2009

sausage penis

When a penis is abnormally large and spotted, generally in black men.

Ghetto chick 1: gurl! Mkay, so tha otha day I fucked dis guy, mkay? And ya know, gurl, guess what he had!

Ghetto chick 2: ooooh, gurl!

Ghetto chick 1: MHM! SAUSAGE PENIS

Ghetto chick 2: ooh shit, gurl, oh nuh UH. Mmmmmm gurl.

by Naughty Dorito July 1, 2014

Sausage Roll

When your girlfriend is sleepy, wrap her up in the duvet so she is trapped with her hands inside. Then get her to give you a blowjob (or put your sausage in the roll) before you'll release her

Dude! I had a great night last night, Helen let me sausage roll her, good times!

by GobbledGregg May 12, 2017