Sausage-Flipper

1. An innuendo pertaining to spatula fetish. Usually has to do with breakfast-like sex.
2. A very derogatory and offensive term for homosexual males, or woman nymphomaniacs. But no one cares about that facet of the definition.

1a: I totally flipped his sausage yesterday, we scrambled eggs, fried bacon, and fluffed eachother's pancakes. It was beautiful.
1b: His egg whites poured all over my face me as I flipped the sausage, I moaned, 'MoOORE CHOLESTEROLLL'
1c: How would you like your sausage? Flipped, or brown?

2: Goddamn sausage-flipper!

by The Cat's Leotards May 28, 2005

swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016

Sausage Tossage

Copious amounts of semen.

Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 7, 2018

the SaUsaGe links

what you get to eat when you don't want the hardboiled egg

for the breakfast you get the pankcakes, the cranberry juice, and the SaUsaGe links.

by gloria the nutritionist June 28, 2010

sausage wallet

the elizabethan word for "whore".

girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!

by alice babes March 14, 2009

the all sausage

Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.

Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.

by luciferous March 11, 2016