wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019

Anger roll

The tendency for MDMA to induce, not euphoria, but anger.

When you feel so violent, violent fuckin' with that ecstasy

Popped a bean now I'm anger rollin'. Let go shoot out the window at some opps.

by Real niggas don't cry November 6, 2019

Cinnamon roll

A character that faces a lot of hardship. But the character is very nice and sweet. Usually taken advantage of.

"omg Bucky Barnes is such a cinnamon roll!"

by Royce603 April 20, 2019

Bakerloo Roll

Bakerloo Roll meaning B roll/cinematics used for intercutting between shots in film and media.

‘Oh that’s some nice Bakerloo Roll that!’

by Mattyzack August 10, 2019

semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019

fish roll

The combined acts of eating tuna fish and giving oral sex to a penis simultaneously.

Hey Anne, do you know Bobby? I totally gave him a sloppy fish roll at lunch!

by RooCvo September 21, 2019

punky roll

When two morbidly obese individuals, who identify as being "punk" have sexual intercors while listening to Sex Pistols and the male ejaculates inside the fat rolls of his partner.

Did you hear that Raven and Jonas punky rolled the night Chris Cornell died to celebrate his life?

by rarrarxd1000 September 30, 2017