roflmaowesatswabocots

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, while eating spinach and turkey sandwiches with a bit of cheese on the side

Fred: I'm actually in quite the mood to go karate chop your big brother in the pancreas.

George:roflmaowesatswabocots

by aaronnnnn p. October 4, 2007

roflol

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I told clyde roflol when he told a funny story.

by x-lolgirl-X May 11, 2008

roflcopter

it's a roflcopter and it goes swi swi swi

my roflcopter goes swi swi swi

by christof2012 September 25, 2011

ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.

Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

ROFLMAOWEP

"Rolling on the floor laughing my a!! off while eating pie." Also can have ABABSRC added to the end, meaning "and being attacked by screaming rubber chickens."

Usage: Use this when you want your friends to say "wtf are you talking about??"

See also: ROFL, ROFLCOPTER, ROFLCAKES

Person1: I just put a virus on your computer.
Person1: ROFLMAOWEPABABSRC

Person2: WTF are you talking about???

by Spazzo McWathafu September 8, 2008

rofl

Righteous Owners of Flagrant Lice
Rice Otters Fish for Lashings
Rioting Other Fucking Losers
Ryan's Orgasms Fill Laura
Resin Oriented Floss Loops
Rose Oil Floods Lake
Reeses Ornate Fluky Laws
Randy Overloads Foosh Lever
Riding Orcas For Love
Roots Originate From the Lord.
Rights Of Fingering Lesbians
Rough Oriental Fuck Lashings
Rubbing Onto Frogs' Legs
Romping On Fish Lore
Ryan's Overdose in Fairy Land

or

Rolling on the floor laughing (boring as shit)

Me 'n Stu have ROFL

or

ROFL wasn't that bad after all!

by Erik 'n' Stu (plus Wes) October 30, 2004

Roflcock Award

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.

Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.

by rmarz247 May 30, 2008