Poseidon's Disease

The systematic wasting away of brain matter

Guy 1: What is with him recently?

Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.

Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider

by MamboNZ April 8, 2009

stogie poser

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.

e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it

by drewcifer March 20, 2004

poser

Poser actually means a puzzeled or baffeling question. A poseuer is someone who trys to be someone or something they are not.

They are emo posuers. (poser)

by Samantha Ashlee July 29, 2008

poset

pronounced-poe-zay

Somebody who is a major poser,tries to hard, and accuses other people of being posers though they are NOT.

Oliver tries too too hard to be emo, and even calls himself emo. as in,"hi im oliver, and im emo." etc.
honestly, nobody believes it at all. the worst actor ever, cant even pretend.
oliver calls rony a poser, though everyone KNOWS that rony IS NOT. therefore oliver is a poset

by RonyRiot July 5, 2007

Pose Garden

An establishment or public place that is frequented be posers (see poser).

A pose garden can only be defined by those frequenting the establishment or public place that are not posers (i.e. cool people).

It's Friday night, lets head to the pose garden and regulate.

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009

poser

A person who tries to be like everyone else and epically fails. Someone who thinks that looking like a barbie doll is "cool" or caking makeup on their faces makes them look any better. A person who pretends to be someone they're not.

For example, Miley Cyrus is a poser because she pretends to be someone who doesn't even exist and then goes around kissing every co-star she gets (which makes her a slut).

by stfuyoufuckingbitch224 February 28, 2010

Poser

Does not exist. If it did exist; the definition would be 'someone trying to be a certain stereotype'. However, most people define it in their heads as 'someone who isn't whoever/whatever they are trying to be because; 1, if they have to try then they are fake, or 2, they are trying too hard and failing'. Both of these reasons are judgmental and highly unintelligent. If using the word to refer to someone else, the user is generally saying it to make themselves feel higher than the other because the user feels insecure or low. What the word, in all honesty, really is? A lie.

Insecure 1: "Look at that girl. She tries so hard to be scene. What a fake."
Insecure 2: "Seriously. She fails so bad. What a poser."
Intelligent Life-form: -laughs- "Its funny because I know that the only reason you're saying that is because you're trying to make yourself look better. It's also funny since the only reason you're doing that is because you're insecure about your own self. -laughs- ...and you say she fails."

by Teckadoll December 4, 2012