Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by NKH June 11, 2009

Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Procrastinator, The

Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students

"Yo, dude, have you got this issue of The Procrastinator?

by The Editor January 16, 2005

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Blast Processing

A buzzword Sega coined in the 90's to promote the fact that Genesis's 7.6 MHz processor was faster than the SNES's 3.6 MHz processor. However while their commercial stated "Sega Genesis has Blast Processing", it made no mention of the actual 7.6 MHz processor itself. This oversight left the term Blast Processing seemingly founded on marketing strategy rather than technical merit, as outside of Sega the term Blast Processing had no real technical meaning at all.

Sega Fanboy: Blast Processing makes the Genesis better.

SNES Fanboy: How?

Sega Fanboy: Um.. It just does, geez, watch the commercial.

by Spill March 22, 2011

Procive

To survive, withstand, or hold out under extreme power or pressure.

Without weapons or armour, we will not be able to procive for much longer!!

by Overdrive2005 August 14, 2014

Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex

In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"

by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006