A hot potato

The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.

I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.

by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020

meat and potatoes

cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles

i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

Potato Withdrawal

When the addictive habit of consuming mass quantities of any type of potato product abruptly ends. This habit is typically found among Irish people or those of Irish descent who enjoy all forms of potatoes including but not limited to potato salad, potato crisps, mashed potatoes, shepherd's pie, baked potatoes, roasted potatoes, steamed potatoes, potato dumplings, potato pancakes, potato pie, and french fries.

Luke returned from Annapolis, after a week of eating nothing but salad and bread, and desperately had a nearly unquenchable craving for any sort of potato product.

by ILoveToBeRandom September 5, 2005

Potatohead

A potatohead (abreviation: KK, from german "Kartoffelkopf") is a human with a potato-shaped head. However, the potato shape of the head is not disadvantageous to his / her prettiness, but rather an unique feature of the respective human's beauty.

A potatohead is usually owned by a potatoheadowner (abreviation KKB from german "kartoffelkopfbesitzer"), who normally is a male person, as women usually rather match the criteria of a KK.

Sarah is an example of a perfect potatohead

by kartofelkopfbesitzer June 11, 2011

twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".

Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.

by steamy gene September 23, 2008

potato tits

when someone busts a nut on a girls rack

I gave her some potato tits

by Idahoslaper April 11, 2010

arabian potato chip

ur fuckin a chick in the ass and as soon as ur about 2 nut go on her back wait for it 2 dry, peal it off and give it 2 her to eat

if you arabian potato chip a chick this will commend you 2 become a sex god

by hotts October 23, 2007