fly player

one possessing the wheeled-flair of Stephen Hawking and the sexual prowess of Mother Teresa; esp. a male with a penis.

That fellow surrounded by elderly, attractive women in lingerie is quite the fly player.

by Noah Weston April 17, 2003

player

a guy who thinks hes hot but when hes being a player all the gurls are playin him

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

ukulele player

A chill bro who lives by the beach, surfs and gets the ladies. Normally really strong and good looking and knows how to charm the ladies

The ukulele player over there is sooo hott and he looks chill.

by Uker94 December 15, 2011

Team Player

A Team Player is an individual who is not selfish when it comes to achieving a team goal, such as banging the cute girl at the wedding. He will also "take one for the team." E.g. banging the hot chick's friend who is a grenade just so his teammate closes. A Team Player partakes in traditional events such as eating crabcakes and baba-ganoush. He is also a master of the motorboat and a magician when is come to the fake chow . They also love and live by the movie Wedding Crashers.

Hey man i need you to be a Team Player and take my date's cockblocking grenade off my hands.

Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.

DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts

by Roger Ganoush March 18, 2011

player

Basically the status all men should aspire to.

Some are born with it, some unfortunately are not. It is truly God's gift.

A player does not have to resort to comedy hair in order to be a bit of a legend.

"Oh my days, Keir is a harsh player"

by morgangills November 10, 2004

Beat a genshin impact player day

The day on December 7 you can beat up every genshin impact player and they can't fight back

Person1: Hey bro. it's beat a genshin impact player day!
Person2: Oh wow. I see one over there, let's give it a beating

by Dakewer December 7, 2021

player hater

n. possibly the lowest form of life or if not right under paramecium or slime mold. Takes great measures to prevent true players from having sex with women they have just met.

Every time I go to the club with Karim he's gotta player hate.

by not a buster February 8, 2003