scurvy pirate

when doing a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you're done. when she turns around, you gizz in her eye, causing her go "arr"

I was screwing Nicole in the butt and then gave her a scurvy pirate.

by SWED2136 December 28, 2009

butt pirate

a man who is really really gay and likes to scream
HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG every time he has ass sex, rapes someone in the ass, or grabs and or looks at a males ass. a tell tale sign of a butt pirate is if you hear a guy say "HHHYYYAAARRRGGG your booty shivers my timbers" to another guy.

Butt pirate: "hhhyyyaaarrrggg!!!!!!!!!"
Rndom guy: "awwwwwww hell naw u a butt pirate?... get the fuck away mutha fucka"

by numz February 21, 2008

Butt Pirate

An anal warrior who unnapologetically shoves his SEA MONSTER into the uncharted ocean of another CHEEBS ANUS.

"We kissed and then that Butt Pirate bent me over and chapped my @$$."

by Jamison Marquart November 1, 2004

Land Pirate

Slang for pikey or traveller. Thieving scum who will rob you, your mum and your grandma or anything and everything. Generally found driving around in a probably stolen Ford Transit van or a tipper loaded with scrap metal and stolen goods. Happy to fight with anyone and even better if weapons are involved - a Land Pirate wedding isn't the same without a good stabbing or two!

Will have no respect for the law and will happily fight with the old bill when they try to make some sort of dent in their criminal activities. Likely to crash your car that they've just stolen when the police try and stop them and they floor it.

My house lost 100k in value when the fucking Land Pirates moved into the field over the road.

by uncle plod April 27, 2010

The Pirate

The Pirate is when you take someone from behind and right when you're getting ready to blow your load you tell them, but instead of actually cumming you spit on their back and naturally they turn around to look, just then you shoot your actual load in their eye in which they grasp and cover it up with one hand afterward. As they stand up to ask you what that was all about you kick them in the shin. Now they're hobbling with one eye covered, hence the pirate.

I drank Rum mixed with gunpowder and then made your mother the pirate

by dragnov November 2, 2006

pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008

Cães Piratas

Cães Piratas: Uma criação do Geraldo, Hélder e João, em que o personagem principal, o Cão Pirata, tem um papagaio nos ombros (os cães não têm ombros), uma pala no olho, uma orelha implantada nas costas, um pé na pixa, e não tem patas, ou seja, não é nem maneta, nem perneta, nem peseta (pai sem pés), mas patêta.

Joãozinho: O cão do pai sem pés é pirata!

Hélderzinho: Então quer dizer que é patêta!

by Poeta_Assassino July 24, 2004