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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.
by Sexydimma May 15, 2016
mugGet the slicing the pineapplemug.

Pineapple

Code word for losing your V card. You could tell your friends pineapple instead of losing your V card
Person 1: Bro guess what happened at the party last night

Person2: What

Person 1: i lost my pineapple to a senior girl.
by Okayimdonenowbye February 11, 2019
mugGet the Pineapplemug.

pineapple

The worst fucking fruit, LIKE WHY IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT IT ON PIZZA, YALL ARE GROSS
PINEAPPLE IS GROSS
by Jilleen June 21, 2021
mugGet the pineapplemug.

pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017
mugGet the pineapple mountain cakemug.

Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020
mugGet the Slippery Pineapplemug.

Pineapple

Fruit. Does not go on pizza
Pineapple does nor go on pizza.
by Cawli November 16, 2018
mugGet the Pineapplemug.

Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.
He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.
by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023
mugGet the Pineapplingmug.

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