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Skin pineapple 

Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.
“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin
“Ew man that’s gross”
Skin pineapple by Forbe July 11, 2024

Peruvian Pineapple

Sticking pineapple into a girls ass as soon as she’s going to orgasm.
Yo, You know my cum dumpster Jill, I hit her with that Peruvian Pineapple last night.
Peruvian Pineapple by Hoffin69 March 13, 2025

wet pineapple flower 

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET
1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

false pineapple 

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.
false pineapple by kollo July 24, 2025

False Pineapple 

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
False Pineapple by OddSmartman July 24, 2025

Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.
Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!