In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
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A topic about which there has been a lot of misinformation, myth, fear, and nervous joking.
Many people have it that the "average" penis length of an adult African-American is close to eight inches or more.
Actually, statistics gathered in the USA indicate that on average black men were indeed longer than whites and Hispanics in that area -- but only by about one-third of an inch. Black men have the longest penises, and the shortest. For American men (all races), the average length is about 5 and two-thirds inches, for black men about five and three-quarter inches. The reason the measure of black men did not "swell" the average by a full third-of an-inch is that African-American adult men, as a statistical minority, had fewer men measured as a group than whites and Hispanics, and thus were underweighted in dragging up the average.
A topic about which there has been a lot of misinformation, myth, fear, and nervous joking.
Many people have it that the "average" penis length of an adult African-American is close to eight inches or more.
Actually, statistics gathered in the USA indicate that on average black men were indeed longer than whites and Hispanics in that area -- but only by about one-third of an inch. Black men have the longest penises, and the shortest. For American men (all races), the average length is about 5 and two-thirds inches, for black men about five and three-quarter inches. The reason the measure of black men did not "swell" the average by a full third-of an-inch is that African-American adult men, as a statistical minority, had fewer men measured as a group than whites and Hispanics, and thus were underweighted in dragging up the average.
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So if you're concerned about black penis length -- don't be.
And don't be upset if your would-be Mandingo turns out to be an Average Joe -- he is more likely that than not.
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So if you're concerned about black penis length -- don't be.
And don't be upset if your would-be Mandingo turns out to be an Average Joe -- he is more likely that than not.
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she is ugly, trashy, spoilt, rude and disgusting.
she doesn't seem to have the mental capacity to say anything interesting, so the only thing that seems to come out of her ugly pigeon-like mouth is 'That's hot!'. Yawn.
Oh, and she also thinks that everyone is jealous of her.
Er.. is she delusional?
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she is ugly, trashy, spoilt, rude and disgusting.
she doesn't seem to have the mental capacity to say anything interesting, so the only thing that seems to come out of her ugly pigeon-like mouth is 'That's hot!'. Yawn.
Oh, and she also thinks that everyone is jealous of her.
Er.. is she delusional?
person 1: hey, did you see paris hilton's new music video?
person 2: haha, she made a music video??! thats a change from the normal type of video she makes
person 3: haha, does she think she can sing?
person 4: haha! she's ugly.
person 2: haha, she made a music video??! thats a change from the normal type of video she makes
person 3: haha, does she think she can sing?
person 4: haha! she's ugly.
by yesiloveyou June 15, 2006
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2. A euphemism for the vagina.
3. Perj. A girlfriend of a man that is tends to smother him, often spending too much time with him.
2. A euphemism for the vagina.
3. Perj. A girlfriend of a man that is tends to smother him, often spending too much time with him.
1. My girlfriend crocheted me this awesome penis cozy for my birthday!
2. My little brother's hyperactive sex drive always finds him chasing the penis cozies.
3. Man 1: Is Dave coming to the party tonight?
Man 2: I don't know, but he better not bring his penis cozy. I wish she'd just get a friend and leave us the hell alone.
2. My little brother's hyperactive sex drive always finds him chasing the penis cozies.
3. Man 1: Is Dave coming to the party tonight?
Man 2: I don't know, but he better not bring his penis cozy. I wish she'd just get a friend and leave us the hell alone.
by R Schultz August 23, 2005
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I was at the beach and saw Jeanie and got a boner that turned into a periscope. Luckily, no one saw.
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