parker.

Mutha Fcuking Gay ass homo WHo will Fucking die cause he a fucking muthafucking gay ass homosexual

"You man u one gay ass parker"

by LMFAO OWNED November 16, 2004

Parker

A person who likes soccer and has a tiny sasquatch looking penis covered in hair.

Girl 1 : Omg Johny is such a Parker dont date him.
Girl 2 : Ohk, I wont. I have had sex with a Parker before and it wasnt pretty.

by Mr. Num Nums October 20, 2008

Perera

An offensivly putrid moron who enjoys watching scat porno on the internet while eating his own pubic hair and drinking stale milk. Often refers to others as"kid". They also are horifically skinny, fasion a bowl cut,date suicidal sluts, and often spend weeks at a time in dark basements playing dungeons and dragons with fellow Pereras. The only cool friends they have are the original kids they met in kindergarten before erectile difficulties, acne, b.o., and feces eating, was frowned upon. They also have a destraught love for incest with same sex family. Not only are they repulsive, but they are also selfish, if you come to their houses for dinner, they will eat pizza while they feed you weekold leftovers. They are also known as "Fuckalls" or "Fuckholes.

tour guide:And this is a perera, notice the fat hanging off the chins, stomach,thighs,and earlobs. These bugger like to have sex with their family members and give birth to horrific offsprey....feel free to take picture and poke them with sharp, painful objects.
Crowd:ooooooooooh, awwwwwweeeeeeeee

by john john the facets gone February 11, 2004

pecker tracks

Children, or evidence of children such as toys, children's clothing, etc., obviously resulting from someone's use of his pecker.

'When I sold encyclopedias door-to-door back in the day, I would always look for pecker tracks on the lawn to know which houses to hit.'

by anarcissie June 2, 2013

sarah jessica parker

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an amazing actress

by Emahlee December 1, 2006

Peckerwood

A harsh, rarely used insult towards caucasians. The meaning of the word is in it. Stereotypically, a lot of caucasians have small Penis's and negroes who are known to have larger Penis's often use this word to insult them.
Pecker(small)wood(penis)

"Look at this Peckerwood. You know he cant hit it right."

by TimTimTim June 19, 2008

Peter Parker Syndrome

Someone who is totally over obessed with Spiderman memorabilia.

Oh My God, Kelly, did you see his bedroom??!? Eww, This guy totally has Peter Parker Syndrome! Lets get out of here!

by WhalePunch27 July 20, 2009