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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019
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jeeba monkey

Racist term for negroes used by ignorant people. Black people are very easily distinguished from monkeys and should not be labeled as such. Monkeys are characterized by their tails, while black people have none.
Get a job, you crack-smoking jeeba monkey!
by Darcus Garvey September 7, 2009
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You pay peanuts you get monkeys

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.
Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
by nznegativeions July 12, 2011
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money hat

The act of paying somebody a large sum of money in order to gain an unfair advantage over another person or group of people. Originated from the concept of a Videogame Publisher providing Videogame Journalists with hats full of money in order to gain favorable review scores. Also used as a term for stealing away a high-profile Game Developer from another gaming platform. Similar in concept to Selling Out.
"Everybody says the game sucks, but PLAY Magazine gave the Xbox 360 version of Sonic the Hedgehog a 9/10. Sega must have been generous with the money hats."
by TheLostSkeleton August 4, 2007
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Monique

The name for a pretty, funny or special lady in life.
by Swick13 February 23, 2015
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ih8 Monday's

a restaurant parody of "tgi Friday's". hopefully someday someone will make an actual restaurant out of it.
Guy1: tgi Friday's is one of my favorite restaurants.
Guy2: dude, that place is sooooo last year. ih8 Monday's is whats in.
by brett69xxx October 2, 2009
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