Mishka

An undying alpha cat god

All hail Mishka the cat god

by Hello future me April 9, 2019

Cubit Missile

Only one Cubit Missile is known to exist. It is the male sexual (or lack thereof) organ.
The Cubit Missile is a tactical and stealth model. Its prime function is to remain undetected by the human eye and thus far has achieved this goal with a 100% success rate.
It has been widely reported by several international agencies that the Cubit Missile has a high failure rate, as close as 90% of test launches have resulted in a non-fire situation.

"Eric, I thought you said you were well endowed but thats ... a Cubit Missile"

by Finely Tuned March 23, 2009

mister man

A name that you use , referring to a Male, when trying to have authority or be flirtatious.

"Hey Mister Man where do you think you're going?"

by Mayam November 16, 2006

miss misery

a novel written by Andy Greenwald that depicts an emo guy and his online relationship with 'miss misery' and other people through livejournal.

Miss Misery is actualy Cath Kennedy.

by madde2333 April 30, 2006

miscommunication.

Noun: lack of clear communication, or distorted communication

So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.

by miscommunication September 6, 2008

mission for the gold

The ultimate goal in life: masturbating 35 times in one day.

Boy1: Dude, I'm going for the gold!
Boy2: Dude...that's awesome! You're my hero!

Boy1: I completed the mission for the gold!
Girl: THAT'S NASTY!

by rterrar February 17, 2010

miserybation

The act of listening to sad music while already sad, thus furthering the self-loathing cycle.

I went on a walk while listening to sad music, it was the first time I had experimented with public miserybation.

by CRAZEAMAZE_APPLEJACKS January 22, 2014