Michael

Michael is a school shooter

Oh god, Michael is reaching into his bag, we should run..

by Pluhbruhuhh November 6, 2019

Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019

Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 May 8, 2018

Michael

One Jolly BOI

John:Hey Santa you are such a Michael

Santa: Thanks my dude

by Mwilley June 17, 2018

Michael

A michael is a guy who always thinks so highly of himself and will yell at you if you do something slightly wrong or stop him from getting the W in fortnite and always swears and curses at every living thing he sees that contributed to his death in a multiplayer match also he is the one to stay home and play minecraft and brag that he was full diamond armor that is enchated.

God Damnit michael

by Moth Man76 December 5, 2018

Michael

The Gumeracha fucktard

That poofter is a Michael

by Daddy 6969420 April 16, 2019

Michael Starr

Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.

Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.

by Dugan March 14, 2005