Leave Marisol alone day

Leave Marisol alone day is when you leave Marisol alone because she is tired of fake ass bitches and ugly ass hoes.

Hey bitches! It’s leave Marisol alone day which means leave her tf alone. *kisses* (no homo)

by The cutie Marisol April 14, 2019

The Marble

Infinite consciousness. Infinite awareness. God. You.

Bro do you ever think about how all living beings are connected ?
Bro were marbling right now
What is that connection?
Its because were all the marble

Sometimes it feels like I'm separated from my body
Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling my body
Maybe I'm a marbler

by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

Bay Marine

What a moron may call a Bain Marie.

Me: “Those hot dogs gave me diarrhoea.”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”

by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021

Holy Name of Mary

A school in Almonte which is riddled with student cliques and teachers who ignore bullies and blame victims. The "Bully Prevention Program" actually teaches students how to bully. Intelligence, using commuters and passing your classes results in you being hated by all students. Not being related to all the other students in the school also causes you to be alienated. Most (not all) are lazy and unable to teach anything. The interior of the school is dark and the yard is rundown and muddy. The three portable classrooms are poorly built and dangerously cold. Bottom line this school is a hell hole and sending you are better off sending students to Alcatraz then to this school.

Aidan: Dude what do you have against Holy Name Of Mary?
Ralph: Where do I begin...

by ya its me also September 12, 2011

pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months

Try not to pull a Martin

by microsoftie October 16, 2013

Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022