mountain boy

A mysterious boy who lives in secret. He's shy, yet once you get to know him, he's the greatest person you'll ever meet. He has those captivating eyes that you would find only on Princes from fairy tales. He lives a very good life and doesn't let anyone push him down. His one weakness, the girl he's falling in love with.

"Man, you're such a mountain boy!"

by wiser123456 September 10, 2016

Stench mouth

Severe bacterial halitosis. The odor can be duplicated by mixing equal parts fish heads, peanut butter, and cat feces with a package of yeast and leaving the mixture in the hot sun for several hours.

"Betty sure is a cute girl, but her stench mouth could set off a smoke alarm."

by von savigny November 6, 2008

DIARRHEA MOUTH

ONE WHO CANT SEEM TO KEEP HIS/HER MOUTH SHUT OR KEEP A SECRET TO SAVE HIS/HER LIFE!!

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BETH GETTING AN STD FROM JOHN? YEH MICA AND HIS DIARRHEA MOUTH TOLD EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!!

by MARVELOUS INSANE CRAZY AMAZING March 28, 2009

Slayer Mouth-off

When two hardcore metalhead slayer fans argue, possibly for hours, about how much they know about slayer ect. it is a diverse bonding ritual of slayer fans, when they feel threatened by another slayer fan. slayer fans don't usually like other slayer fans.

typical slayer mouth-off..

slayer fan #1: how many slayer tee shirts do you have?
slayer fan #2: 5. how many do you have?
slayer fan #1: 5. how many slayer albums do you have?
slayer fan #2: all of them. how many do you have?
slayer fan #1: all of them including the one that they never actually released. i had to drug Tom Araya to get it..
slayer fan #2: well i have the limited edition slayer action figures!!!
slayer fan #1: how come i'v never seen them in your room?
slayer fan #2: because i hide them under my bed!
slayer fan #1: fuck you man, you just dissed slayer i'm gunna have to kill you.
slayer fan #2: *brutally mutilated* lets put on some slayer.

by Your Cats On Fire! January 2, 2010

Rocky Mountain Fountain

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.

Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.

by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 10, 2010

Rigatoni Mouth

When someone with an outbreak of herpes has a white, and pusy mouth which resembles a plate of recently devoured rigatoni.

I gave your mom that rigatoni mouth last night.

by cornelius rigatoni March 7, 2011

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014