A person who becomes hopelessly lost out-of-bounds at a ski area. This usually occurrs when a lone gaper attempts to follow a group of locals into their powder stash without their knowledge or consent. The mongur will not be able to keep up with the locals, pull out his cell-phone, and begin speed-dialing the ski patrol, 911, park rangers, and mom, begging to be rescued.
Q: Did you hear about the Joey that almost spent the night in the woods last weekend?
A: Yea! The Mongur didn't even buy the ski patrol a round at the bar after they got him out! JONG!
A: Yea! The Mongur didn't even buy the ski patrol a round at the bar after they got him out! JONG!
by E.C.Maggot March 1, 2010
Get the Mongur mug.any blunt, pole like object e.g wooden stick or metal bar, that can be used to beat mongos when they interrupt a fine evenings cinema viewing.
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Get the Mongolian bloodbath mug.When you are in the midst of penetration during intercourse, and you sneeze, fart, and ejaculate at the same time.
Tim hooked up one night after drinking and wound up with a languorous Mongolian Explosion. She still called him the next day though.
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Get the Mongolian Explosion mug.This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.
Guy: Dude how was your weekend?
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
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Get the rat mongga mug.1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.
2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.
2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.
1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.
2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.
2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.
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