A person who becomes hopelessly lost out-of-bounds at a ski area. This usually occurrs when a lone gaper attempts to follow a group of locals into their powder stash without their knowledge or consent. The mongur will not be able to keep up with the locals, pull out his cell-phone, and begin speed-dialing the ski patrol, 911, park rangers, and mom, begging to be rescued.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods