Mongur 

A person who becomes hopelessly lost out-of-bounds at a ski area. This usually occurrs when a lone gaper attempts to follow a group of locals into their powder stash without their knowledge or consent. The mongur will not be able to keep up with the locals, pull out his cell-phone, and begin speed-dialing the ski patrol, 911, park rangers, and mom, begging to be rescued.

Q: Did you hear about the Joey that almost spent the night in the woods last weekend?

A: Yea! The Mongur didn't even buy the ski patrol a round at the bar after they got him out! JONG!

Mongur by E.C.Maggot March 1, 2010

credit monger 

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger

Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!

credit monger by Max86 November 3, 2014

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

parlor monger by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese

“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”

Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Mongron 

The real life pair of Cory Monteith and Dianna Agron of glee.

Although they aren't dating in real life they share great chemistry and are extremely flirty and touchy/feely with each other leading fans to ship them.

Girl 1: "Did you see the new Glee interview?"
Girl 2: "Oh my gosh yes, did you see all the Mongron cuteness?"

Mongron by gleek22 January 13, 2011

Briefcase Monger 

A watcher of the Wafflin’ podcast

Are you really a Briefcase Monger if you don’t watch every Sunday - ya know.

Briefcase Monger by Waffler123456 April 25, 2021

Fear mongering 

Also called scare tactic. This is a strategy that various governments and news media uses in order to scare you into agreeing with their policies or points of view that usually involves some kind of protection or banning something which thus enacts more and more useless laws. This also helps keep the population under control as a scared population is easier to control and is more trusting of the government.

They usually fear monger by exaggerating the story or accounting of the events by using massive hyperboles, speak of the object from a negative standpoint and never from a neutral standpoint, use certain rhetorical words such as "dangerous", "lethal", "contagious", or "aggressive" and use only partial truth or no truth at all (aka lies). Usually true journalism and research is completely non-existent when using fear mongering techniques. When the story or segments airs on TV, they also use menacing or disturbing music to further bring out a fearful mood out of the viewers.

The government and media were using fear mongering when they talk about any sort of bacteria or virus.

Fear mongering by Digital Preacher January 10, 2015