Mike Jon

the greatest guy in the world. Mike Jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. Mike Jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. To destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some glow sticks at him he will then have an instant urge to get up and rave.

Girl: Mike Jon just bought me flowers

Girl 2: My boyfriend never buys me flowers

Girl: Sucks for you!

Mike Jon by Zipperbutt October 12, 2011

Mikela 

The term Mikela refers to a mentally challenged person who struggles doing normal stuff in day to day life.

We should respect mikelas for what they are!

Mikela by MidhiBeni March 19, 2019

drop the mike

I've done a superior job, no more can be said.

Colin did his show and it was "drop the mike"

drop the mike by El8ted48 May 8, 2018

Mike Sweeney 

Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.

Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"

(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)

Mike Sweeney by Leif June 10, 2006

mike 

A piece of shit. The worst person on the planet. Gets confused with the count from sesame street. Can't not handle his liquor. Punches holes in walls and breaks doors. Has no respect for women and is supposedly a "sex addict". Cares only for beer and food. ALCOHOLIC. Also has a chronic coughing problem. Disliked by many.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you pulled a mike.

mike by Josh alan33 October 13, 2011

Mike DICKA

Chicago slang term for fuckin a bitch real good. Mike Ditka was a good coach so this describes giving a bitch some good coachin.

I'mma put that mike dicka on that bitch tonight some of this chicago coachin.

Mike DICKA by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006

mike dirnt

Awesome, talented bassist from the awesome talented band Green Day! Hurrah! Likes to kicks major ass live onstage with his fellow band members. ROCK ON!!

Hes go da moooves...

"Now you know what catfish noodling is, what would you noodle... and where?":Mike on a GD web msg:

mike dirnt by Sarah H May 13, 2005