When one party knows that another party's plans to impress co-workers or French girls in advance, and the first party shows up simply to agitate the second party. The opposite of a Maisano
by Bdizzle December 5, 2012
Get the Reverse Maisano mug.A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
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Ur mama in a trauma It is a worse version of your mom gay
Billy: loser
John: ur mom gay
Billy: ur dad lesbian
John: don’t make me
Billy: I dare you.
John:YO MAMA IN A TRAUMA
Billy aged backwards, created a black hole, caught on fire, then dies. His body creates an even bigger black hole, and kills everyone but John, who is to savage for death.
Rest in piss billy
Billy: loser
John: ur mom gay
Billy: ur dad lesbian
John: don’t make me
Billy: I dare you.
John:YO MAMA IN A TRAUMA
Billy aged backwards, created a black hole, caught on fire, then dies. His body creates an even bigger black hole, and kills everyone but John, who is to savage for death.
Rest in piss billy
by Scaredchildren2392¶ June 26, 2018
Get the Ur mama in a trauma mug.Dali Mama is sarcastic name to call your mom when she acts like she sacrifices EVERYTHING just for you, you ungrateful child!
When Brad didn't finish all his green beans, his mother went into her all-too-rehearsed speech of her many sacrifices for him. Brad finally yells back, "what are you, the Dali Mama or something? no one else sacrifices for their kids!"
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