Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)
Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!
The single greatest rapper to ever breath. It is rumored that grandmothers actually have a secret congregation to discuss him. He is the savior of the rap game and he does not fuck with off brand cleaners
Grandma - Lil Windex is the only reason I didn’t have the doctors put me down like I’m a limping dog