kittspresso

A human who can meow, who seems to like coffee and being weird, and having weird mugs.

kittspresso is weird

by WoterMan42 November 1, 2018

Bat Kite

Extremely dark flappy vaginal lips; Vaginal lips so big when fingered vigorously, they sound like B B B B B B B B B B B B...; vaginal lips that can operate the "Clapper" light switch

Bro, I had no idea she was sporting a "bat kite".... she was giving me a chocolate handy with her darkened meat wings while I was banging her...

by Mule Tool January 1, 2017

my drunk kitchen

My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.

Did you see hannah hart make taccos on My Drunk kitchen ???

by Optimistic Banana January 9, 2015

Hello Kitty Girl

A Hello Kitty Girl is a type of e-girl which is attractive, and usually dresses up in like Hello Kitty. A Hello Kitty Girl could be violent towards any partner they have.

“Did you know my buddy Eric started dating a Hello Kitty Girl?”

“He’ll probably come home with a limp.”

by Lester The Moe Lester January 23, 2023

Kitty Pouch

The soft, puffy, cute little pouch a kitty snuggles up in waiting patiently to pounce on an unsuspecting monkey. The kitty pouch can be seen nestled near the bottom rear of a hot woman’s fine ass while slightly bent over often wearing thong underwear or a thong bikini.

Hottie: Does this pouch make my kitty look big?

Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...

by DunkMonkey May 20, 2008

Kitty Litter

Things women leave behind at another person's house ; whether intentionally or unintentionally. The leaving of any object may notify other women of her visitation or provide her with a reason to return. Examples of kitty litter: earrings, bobby pins, shoes, panties etc.

The male version of this is called Dog Shit

I found so much of her kitty litter around my house, she left her earrings, debit card and phone charger.

by Jazzy little bear June 13, 2016

mahal kita

Tagalog (Filipino) word for expressing love i.e. "I love You"

Janet: Mahal kita Ray!
Ray: Mahal kita also!

by Kuya yan August 27, 2006