Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

Kindex

Kindex- To place an index card in your shoe in preparation for a natural disaster with all your pertinent information to notify your next of kin.

Please kindex prior to evacuating from hurricane Irene.

by Hurricane IreneEe August 30, 2011

Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,

Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth

by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013

Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.

Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'

by Martinho August 31, 2013

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013

Kinderofduty

Your typical 7 year old that for some reason plays COD, and always uses the microphone all of the time. A kinderofduty will generally use terms like 'NOOB', 'PWN', 'GAY', and they use way too many acronyms.

I just headshot a kinderofduty today.

by PancakeChinchilla November 11, 2013

Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 8, 2014