A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025

by Mystickitty February 14, 2022

"My kitty is kittying".
by Word_Finder2023 March 13, 2023

When you have demolished your outer vaginal lips so bad they look like a Thumb or a Turd hanging from inbetween your legs..
You know she should stop what ever she doing,, using a vacuum to jack off or hell just stop fucking and go get that vaginal rejuvenation procedure.. but that is not sexy scarring all them men with horrible looking Kitty Danglers!!
by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
