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john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit
oh boy that skin is a john thicc
by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019
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John Redcorn

A Native American middle-aged man who makes raunchy and self-fetishizing posts for clout on social media, to attract unsuspecting women. They typically are narcissists with no shame, putting it all out there, and do not care to portray harmful stereotypes. They are the fantasy of every white lady who watched "Dances with Wolves", and think that could be them, except John Redcorn's are womanizers and not looking for anything serious.

It's a reference to John Redcorn a Puebloan, who was the lover of Nancy Gribble and father of their love child, Joseph, in the animated series "King of the Hill".
Kuiahuitl on TikTok is always posting thirst traps for the white gaze, he's such a John Redcorn.

Did you see the latest @Modern_Warrior scandal? He's been womanizing like a real John Redcorn, and even worse for years!

Hey! Leave those white women alone, Stop being a John Redcorn and settle with a nice girl!
by Slapstick3 March 16, 2022
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afro johns

Former king of the beakclan, second in the order of the kings. He lived his short life as a "road killer" and a "cock hunter" who would go out of his way and make sacrifices for the betterment of his community. Well respected in his title as a king, there was a special holiday named after him notoriously known as "The Afrocock Festival". He had a dog called "The Rape-roast".

Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.

Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.

RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.
WTF!!!!!!! WHY DOES AFRO JOHNS HAVE A PENIS PROFILE PICTURE?!?!?!?!?!? SOMEONE BAN HIM!!!!
by matlap March 30, 2020
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John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.
by Random dick weed June 14, 2019
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john gremer

by john gremer May 25, 2021
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Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.
I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.
by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016
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The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019
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