I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe

The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!

"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"

by CastroL August 9, 2006

fuck shop city limits

When you've found yourself in a bad place, such as the wrong side of town.

Damn Dude, i took the wrong exit off of I105 and fuck shop city limits, i ended up in the hood!

by SherryP October 9, 2006

French Hot Bread Shop

A shop with some awesome food in Pirie

Where are you going to get some awesome food?

DUH! French Hot Bread Shop!

by FHBS July 14, 2009

Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian Shop

A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.

Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.

by Ldmnc01 May 21, 2023

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006