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Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
by CumSlvt October 12, 2016
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Ironic

When your 30 yr old NEET friend criticizes politicians for not using their time exactly how he thinks they should
NEET Person: Can't believe Mark Carney is playing Hockey instead of working!
Non-NEET: Ironic
by Kev From Sri Lanka March 25, 2025
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iron-and-wear

designating clothes or fabrics that must be ironed after washing to wear.
Most clothes are of an iron-and-wear type.
by uttam maharjan July 6, 2011
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Raw Iron Ore

The hard drive(s) of Minecraft YouTubers who have been suspected/convicted of inappropriate relations with underage people.
“Dude, I can’t believe he got arrested! He just hit 10k on YouTube!”

The cops prolly found his raw iron ore”
by OhioSenatorDJPants June 22, 2024
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supra-ironic

When something is just beyond all forms of Irony, that most strongest form of verbal poo-flinging. Essentially used to define a situation that is undefinable, but vaguely ironic or sarcastic.
Also used as a catchall description of modern performance art to confuse the elder generation into thinking that you're artistic.
Steve: That jerk has panhandler as his license, that's disgusting if it's true, and he's been ripping off the kind-hearted.
Jacob: Naaaa, that's just supra-ironic, besides, bums collect enough to buy something better than a shitty Hyundai.
by ScootcheyCoo August 14, 2012
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Hitting Iron

When you take a hit from your cart and it tastes like metal so you know it’s basically out.
Aw man! I’m hitting iron should we jus throw it away?
by Defecationnerd December 25, 2022
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Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made
The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it
by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021
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