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The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
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Angry german boy

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)
by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020
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German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
The German accent is hard to get rid of.
by EinsMalte September 20, 2022
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Anti-Germanic converter

Definition: A tool or process designed to replace or convert words of Germanic origin in the English language with alternatives from other linguistic roots, perpetually for stylistic, cultural, or ideological reasons. The term refers to methods applied to minimize or remove Germanic influence in English vocabulary.
Pronunciation: /ˈænˌtaɪ-ʤərˈmænɪk kənˈvɜrtər/ ("AN-tie-jur-MAN-ik con-VERT-er")

Significance:
• It is used frequently in linguistic projects, inscriptions, or discussions that focus on replacing Germanic-derived terms with those from Latin, Greek, or other languages.
• It can refer to digital tools, software, or manual methods for altering language in specific ways.
• Reflects the effort or tendency to adapt the language in a way that reduces the presence of Germanic roots in favor of other influences.
Singular noun: Anti-Germanic converter
Examples:
• "He used an Anti-Germanic converter to revise his essay, opting for Latin-derived synonyms."
• "The Anti-Germanic converter aided transform the text into a style that avoided Germanic terms."
• "Various linguists find the concept of an Anti-Germanic converter fascinating, though others view it as unnecessary."
by Dmitrio October 28, 2024
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German Grave

The act of when a small group if people (3-6) dig up a dead body. They then apoint a leader to begin reciting Adolf Hitler quotes while rapping the deceased body; the other in the others watch and perform the Nazi salute and this act occurs
Finnaly I got to be the leader of the group for our annual German Grave retreat.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.
Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.
by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021
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German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations
James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import
by ttykhd August 2, 2024
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