Geekis

An extremely small or extremely large penis found on a nerdy, dorky person.

A Geekis can only be found on a nerd or dork or geek that has no life and spends 24/7 playing World of Warcraft or something along those lines.

When Clark got his pants ripped off, I could not believe the size of his penis. It was a Geekis!

by Ruddz March 15, 2010

geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.

Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!

by broc119 April 25, 2010

Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?

by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010

geekballs

geeks in a sperical state

Catherine and Emily were laughing at the rediculous comment so much they looked like geekballs.

by catherineandemily April 19, 2011

geekius

A portmanteau of Geek and Genius. Similar to alpha nerd, but without the negative connotation.

Man, that Ron Magwood sure is a geekius! He understands particle physics, video games, and math!

by Prosthetic Lips August 6, 2011

Geekder

The act of being higher, or "more geek'ed", than somebody else. Doesn't pertain to any one substance. Seattle slang.

"'Bro-bro, I just smoked 5 blunts...I'm geek'ed.'
'Shut up boi, I'm hella geekder!'"

by iamthegame206 September 12, 2011

GeekDude

A man who goes back and forth between acting like a Geek and a Dude

My BF is a total GeekDude. He can't make up his mind

by robokins November 8, 2012