Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.

Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.

by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023

Patrick Swayze's garden

An over grown and unkept man/lady garden.

Mariah had Patrick Swayze's garden growing in her knickers.

by Prisoner24602 December 30, 2009

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

In the garden

A term used when someone is playing or talking about the game Gardens of Time on Facebook.

Me: What are you doing right now

Ami: I'm in the Garden leave me alone!

by lunylovegood44 August 6, 2011

Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013

back door gardening

To shave your ass hair

I've got a big date tonight. I need to do a bit of back door gardening.

by Darkened Joker April 17, 2017

Barcelona Olive Garden

When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.

Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.

by Mark Question December 2, 2018